Provocative Fashion Fan Gifts

"My shirt offends you? Wait until you read the back."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Jarvis Cocker

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Builders fashion range

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

Hired Morning Suit

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Dang clip ons!

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

1870's disco