Emperor's New Clothes Fan Pillows

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're on a what?!"

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Abraham Lincoln

"I'm in for observation."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

"Leftovers"

Hole Sale

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

George W. Bush

"Fruit of the Loon"

Thoughts about a comfort

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

I love coloured tights

"I liked you better as George Washington."

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

Abe Lincoln's birthday.

William Howard Taft

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

I CLAUDIUS

The Day of the Great Parade - Ratapoil and his General Staff - 'Long live the Emperor!'

Mr. Finshley does not want to be disturbed for the duration of the board meeting.

Dog at the Returns Desk

Greetings cards