Ancient Empire Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's run the steps later.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Euro Problems

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

All Roads Lead To Rome

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Mummy Musician

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"