Ancient Empire Enthusiast Prints

'Let's run the steps later.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Euro Problems

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

All Roads Lead To Rome

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."