Eclipse Exclamers Gifts

"Is this the best thing ever or what?! Seriously, you guys are going to be posting about this for weeks. And I'm so not exaggerating..." The hyperbolic eclipse of the sun

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Shareholder's Meetings

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Solar eclipse."

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

Shadow

"I'm Chuck, Phil's roommate. I don't predict weather, but I do foresee Trump confidently staring at the eclipse bare-eyed, ignoring warnings again."

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"If only they could see your dark side."

Asteroids are a hoax. I know, but could you just let it go without arguing this time?

"Is it millenium compliant?"

'Congratulations, Sir, the moon is being eclipsed. If you look closely you can see part of our logo.'

Solar eclipse 2024

'Man! I can't stand when he blocks my light like that. What an exhibitionist!'

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!

Total eclipse

Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!

Evil Genius.

Complaints and Excuses.

'If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times...don't call me during eclipses!'

'Will you stop sulking? -- I didn't eclipse you on purpose!'

Dummy excuses for dummies.

Couples compare their ambitions for their future children.

Solar Eclipse

Ask Sadie Advice Hour, what's your problem?! Could you explain your joke for the other day about the flying squirrel and the great acorn. Nothing doing. Jokes are never funny once they're explained. Please? I'm sure I'll still find it funny. Sigh. Fine ... When I said my ancestor was a flying squirrel who prayed to the great acorn to get rid of the triceratops who were trampling her magnolias, I was implying that that's why the asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs. That's not funny. I will hunt you