Exclamation Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

The devil you know and his plus one

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

The Devil's in the detail!

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison