Expletive Enthusiast Gifts

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Censorship.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Male On Sunday

Censorship is killing free society.

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'