Expletive Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Soldier armed with a pen.

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

The devil you know and his plus one

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Bad Career Move

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Male On Sunday