Verbiage Enthusiast Gifts

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

The Oxford Comma Coin

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."