Exclamation Fan Gifts

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Feel better, dear?"

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Thelonious Monk

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

The Sports Fanatic

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Now it's high definition!"

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Communication on a bus

Only a handful of people are this small.

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

"Wow...tough crowd."

Finding the Holy Grail of Stero Systems.