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'If that's the way he feels about chemistry, there's no harm done.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Early cyborg.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Could you keep still?"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Undercover Biophysicists

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'