Leftover Experimenter T-Shirts

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Sexual chemistry set

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"I'm going in."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Cursing Scientist.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Wishing Well

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

A mad scientist.