Leftover Experimenter T-Shirts

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Sexual chemistry set

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I'm going in."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Cursing Scientist.

"I feel so seen right now."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Scientist with test tube.

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

A mad scientist.

Wishing Well

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."