Explosive Experimenter Pillows

Crazy Scientist

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'