Youthful Experimenter Prints

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Young Frankenstein"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Child driving a toy car

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'