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The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Gift"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Curling your hair for no reason

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Undercover Biophysicists

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."