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The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"This is daring, but I like it."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Gift"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Utility Chic.

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.