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'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A boy acting suspiciously

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Toys

"I'm putting you on country music."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Little boys

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"Kids."

Universe of reading

'So that's his secret.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'