Experiment Admirer Pillows

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Claus 2.0

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Proposal

Plasma Ball

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

It's an experiment.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."