Experiment Appreciator Pillows

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"You've changed."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Plasma Ball

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

It's an experiment.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."