Science Experiment Lover Pillows

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

'I just need to drill a few more holes.'

"I can't figure if we should keep it a secret or call the world press!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Evolution Exam Results.

Raptures

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Family DNA

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Science Fair Judgements

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?