Experiment Appreciator T-Shirts

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"You've changed."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Plasma Ball

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

I love Science.

It's an experiment.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."