Exploration Admirer Pillows

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

"How little we really own, Tom, when you consider all there is to own?"

Christopher Colombus' Dog

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Life and Death

Football

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."