Ancient Explorer Admirer Pillows

Ancient man

Archimedes statue with a lever

Physician tending a mummy.

Hadrian's Wall

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Tourists in Egypt

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Life after death"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Souvenirs.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Romulus and Remus

In udder de Nile

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I think I'm lost."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Prehistoric Pirates.

Museum.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Scary things in the museum

Playing Pyramids

"Those knuckleheads!"