Science Experiment Appreciator Mugs

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Frankenstein.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"You've changed."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Undercover Biophysicists

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'