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"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'You think cheese will motivate me? No. I want mutual funds.'

'Yeah, I'm here for the VP of Human Resources job. Why do I have to know anatomy?'

Telepekingesis.

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'I told you you shouldn't have got him that chemistry set!'

'Son, you're going to have to do your chemistry homework at school.'

'It's me Mum - the science experiment at school went wrong!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

"Young Frankenstein"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Distractions Of The Great

Archimedes statue with a lever