Quirky Experimenters Gifts

Please help - Experiment Went Horribly Wrong...

Revenge on Santa

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"I'm putting you on country music."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The Remote Olympics

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'