Quirky Experimenters Gifts

Please help - Experiment Went Horribly Wrong...

Revenge on Santa

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"I'm putting you on country music."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

The Remote Olympics