Musical Experimenter Gifts

"Punk skiffle is the next best thing."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Jazz is Invented

Sexual chemistry set

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Viola player coming through!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I'm putting you on country music."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Cursing Scientist.

"I feel so seen right now."

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."