Musical Experimenter Gifts

"Punk skiffle is the next best thing."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Sexual chemistry set

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Viola player coming through!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"I feel so seen right now."

Cursing Scientist.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

Wishing Well

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.