Music Experimenter Gifts

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Sexual chemistry set

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I'm putting you on country music."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Cursing Scientist.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Wishing Well

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'