Music Experimenter Prints

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Jazz is Invented

Sexual chemistry set

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I'm putting you on country music."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Cursing Scientist.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Wishing Well

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Two discoveries.

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.