Musical Experimenters Prints

"I'm putting you on country music."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"First, break the egg...."

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

'I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption...'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

Soup on a stick

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Crash Testing Clown Car.

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

Revenge on Santa

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

Gypsy busker

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'