Musical Experimenters Prints

"I'm putting you on country music."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Viola player coming through!"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"First, break the egg...."

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption...'

Soup on a stick

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Crash Testing Clown Car.

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

Gypsy busker