Sound Experimenter Gifts

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Jazz is Invented

Cello Saw

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Bad Violinist.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

"Young Frankenstein"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Saxophone Player.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Could you keep still?"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Miami Mice

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."