Lab Experimenter Gifts

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"We're making progress."

Professor...what are you doing?

The Clone Ranger

'Have you figured out why lightening never strikes twice?'

Miami Mice

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I am not asking for directions."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

The Inexperienced Cook

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Test-tube people

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.