Lab Experimenter Gifts

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"We're making progress."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy....

Professor...what are you doing?

The Clone Ranger

'Have you figured out why lightening never strikes twice?'

Miami Mice

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I am not asking for directions."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

The Inexperienced Cook

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.