Chaotic Experimenter Gifts

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Cursing Scientist.

"I feel so seen right now."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Scientist with test tube.

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

A mad scientist.