Cautious Experimenter Mugs

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set

"Young Frankenstein"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

No Immediate Danger

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

"I feel so seen right now."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

A mad scientist.

Scientist with test tube.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.