Anxious Commuter Gifts

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Airplane Mode.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Man whistles while driving his car.

The return of Miss Subways

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Oar-tobahn.

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"I gave on the E train."

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

The Bus Stop.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Road Construction Blues.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Clown Bike Rack

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'I forgot my keys!'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn