Travel Chaos Survivor Gifts

I'd throw myself on the line if I thought there was a chance of getting an ambulance home!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Injured backpacker.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Going on Holiday with Kids

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

The great big holiday to-do list.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Espresso Lanes

How to deal with rude customers.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

'Clifford found that during heavy traffic one small prang and his airbag could double as a pillow.'

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.