Travel Chaos Explorer Gifts

Change In Travel Plans

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Look! No hands!"

Sparkling Water

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Signs of Stress

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Down on Bourbon Street...

A dream of consequence

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'How was your holiday?'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'