Chaotic Journeys Gifts

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Airport

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Great, now we're lost."

Rainbow/Horizon

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Are we there yet?"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

Going on Holiday with Kids

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

The great big holiday to-do list.

All-way stops.

Leaf Blower.

Out of Order

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

Are We There Yet?

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'