Chaotic Journeys Pillows

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Heading off with a packed bag

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Airport

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Great, now we're lost."

Rainbow/Horizon

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Are we there yet?"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

Going on Holiday with Kids

The great big holiday to-do list.

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

All-way stops.

Leaf Blower.

Out of Order

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

Are We There Yet?

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'