Mystical Commuter Mugs

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

The return of Miss Subways

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

'How am I doing?'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Since he started working from home he's decided he misses commuting.

Meaning of Life $5.00

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Clown Bike Rack

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'I forgot my keys!'

'Then on the matter of the new company cars, that's four ayes, and one 'I had to ride the drafty old streetcar to work when I was young'.'

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'