Chatty Companions Gifts

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Text Culture

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'Do you come here often?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Communication

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

Getting together to chew the fat.

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"I can tell he likes me because he keeps butt-dialing me."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Good morning, world!"

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'