Trip Talkers Gifts

"The mother in law ruined the holiday...she started complaining the moment we took her off the roof-rack!

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"You know very well what fish!"

Chicken Road Crossing

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

The weekend getaway.

"Sir! Wait! You forgot your pile of soiled trash on the airplane seat!"

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Babel Construction Co.

Passengers in express carriage

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"