Trip Talkers Gifts

"The mother in law ruined the holiday...she started complaining the moment we took her off the roof-rack!

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"You know very well what fish!"

Chicken Road Crossing

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

The weekend getaway.

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

"Sir! Wait! You forgot your pile of soiled trash on the airplane seat!"

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Babel Construction Co.

Passengers in express carriage

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"

Airline Charges