Travel Trickster Gifts

Airline Charges

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

"Nope. Nothing to declare."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

Lower class hotel notebook.

The things you read about vacations on social media

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

Bedbugs and Breakfast.

Cruise Missiles

Unrest Area.

"Hey! No wonder it's such a bargain-it's LAST years!"

Escaping Customs"Now a nice big gloat."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Luckily for Max, security never did confiscate his long, poking device.

Authentic American Diner: 'Jello, ah said jello!'

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

'Oh - you said retinal scan? Sorry...my bad!'

Carry On Size Check

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Some card-game puns

Candid Camera store.

Primitive magician

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."