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"I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after I died."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Children's education

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Italia tours

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Greek A-Z Map,

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Gulliver's other travels.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

The London Olympic bid

"What are you in for?"

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

Skiing at Sea