Mindful Journeyers Mugs

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"You have got to want to change."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

Meditation Center

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.