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'It says here this is where Sartre and De Beauvoir parted ways.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

ET Mishap

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Hats and Food

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Funnel of Love

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Valentine Day

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Travelogue

Mermaid Art

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Sleeping Beauty

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Angel Music

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Welcome Ghost.

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.