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'It says here this is where Sartre and De Beauvoir parted ways.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

ET Mishap

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Hats and Food

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Funnel of Love

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Valentine Day

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Sleeping Beauty

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Mermaid Art

Travelogue

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Angel Music

Welcome Ghost.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Easter Egg Delivery