Whimsical Universe Explorer Gifts

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Big Bang Theory.

Children's Feast.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Painting taking root...

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Space exploration"

Marley had a little lamb

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Film Star Robert de Niro

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Clown walks balloon dog

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'