Stream Adventurer T-Shirts

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Lazy Octopus

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fish hunting for men.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Getting the hang of it?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''