Sporting Misadventure Seeker Gifts

"Too bad we're on hole sixteen."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

The Hobby Store

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Pole Vaulting Club

A Man mixing up his sports.

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

I don't have the keys.

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Not a happy camper.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

A girl holds a dripping wet lead