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Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Warrior Woman

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

Homer

Ski-ers.

A clowns parachute.

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

Australian Crawl

"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

Castaways at Christmas

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

A clown runs across naval mines.

'Now what?'

You are here

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

Cow uses Alphorn as a toilet

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders