Online Love Adventurer Prints

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"This will be hilarious!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The perfect man

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Russian Dating.

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Mate Mart

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'